If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
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i swear if i was american i would ask for EVERYTHING to come with ‘extra freedom’
'yeah i'll take it with sprinkles, a chocolate flake and FREEDOM CAN I GET A HELL YEAH'
Americans don’t really have freedom. We have lies and suspicious looking business men who take our money. Don’t fall for it.
I SAID CAN I GET A HELL YEAH
How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry
why he lick me
THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.
IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”
My tiny friend is looking fabulous
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
that’s her way of saying hi
Some people deserve second chances.
No. Everybody deserves a second chance.
Kristoff takes his role as Arendales offical ice masterer and deliverer a little to seriously
trans girl kagamine rin and trans boy kagamine len