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Cadet kitty, ATTEN—TION!
Leave me a face in my ask and I’ll tell you:
(◕‿◕✿) — My top 5 favorite bands
(｡♥‿♥｡) — If I have a crush
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) — Something I’ve wanted for a long time
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ — What makes me happy
(✖╭╮✖) — What makes me sad
(。・_・。) — Something that is so horrible I wonder why it exists
(⊙_◎) — Something that drives me crazy
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ — What angers me the most
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
I would watch the hell outta The Hunger Games for douchebags
straight boys are so fucking gay it’s mind-boggling
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
If Bro Strider owned a store instead of a puppet porn empire.
GHOST SHOP RIGHT NEXT TO IT THOUGH
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
It’s right at the end of Chapter 2. Nick goes to that terrible party where Tom hits Myrtle and breaks her nose. He leaves with one of the guys (Mr. McKee) there and they go back to his place, both super drunk…then it kinda jumps to Nick, in his underwear on the bed….then it jumps to Nick going home on the 4 am train.
And it never mentioned again in the book. It’s…rather odd really.
Then Mr. McKee turned and continued on out the door. Taking my hat from the chandelier, I followed.
“Come to lunch some day,” he suggested, as we groaned down in the elevator.
“Keep your hands off the lever,” snapped the elevator boy.
“I beg your pardon,” said Mr. McKee with dignity, “I didn’t know I was touching it.”
“All right,” I agreed, “I’ll be glad to.”
. . . I was standing beside his bed and he was sitting up between the sheets, clad in his underwear, with a great portfolio in his hands.
“Beauty and the Beast . . . Loneliness . . . Old Grocery Horse . . . Brook’n Bridge. . . . ”
Then I was lying half asleep in the cold lower level of the Pennsylvania Station, staring at the morning Tribune, and waiting for the four o’clock train.’
Thank you for the actual quote. :)
I’m just saying, those ellipses are pretty damn suggestive.
There is literally no other way of explaining this scene in anyway that makes sense. If anyone can begin to explain this scene in a way that doesn’t involve Nick fucking this dude, I’d love to hear you try.
Plot twist: a movie with a 20-something character who has never kissed anyone and has never had sex but is presented as a perfectly normal, socially well-adjusted individual
never ever make fun of someone or get mad at them for putting on subtitles during a movie okay it may be a minor inconvenience to you or slightly annoying or something but they might have trouble processing the words or stuff and need help
"talk about" rather than "ask me"
SWEAT JOKES *jazz hands*
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND! IT MIGHT SAVE SOMEONE!
Please keep an eye out for John Falkenrich, a 31 year old man who currently resides in Denver, Colorado (hometown of Wadsworth, Ohio)
He is a mentally unstable pedophile and victim blamer, who believes he is a “werewolf king”. He claims there to be 9 entities living inside of him (three of which, including what he calls his “human form”, are listed in the photos above). He also believes he has the power to turn all lesbians straight.
When he was 25, he attempted to rape a 15 year old girl in her sleep, and he later blamed it on her because he claimed she was, unknowingly, a succubus and a vampire who was seducing him just by existing.
Don’t worry, she kicked him very, very hard in the balls. But, she unfortunately did not report it to the police. John’s fiance at the time (who completely believed his story and even follows along with and engages in his delusions) had also attempted to fight the girl because of it, but the girl came out on top.
PLEASE KEEP YOUR CHILDREN, SIBLINGS, COUSINS, AND ALL OTHER UNDERAGE GIRLS AND BOYS AWAY FROM HIM. One of the “spirits living inside” of him is a woman, so it is crucial to keep both sexes/genders AWAY from him.
If you spot this man, please let your loved ones know for their own safety.
He has been confronted by authorities on many occasions, but he has been able to get away with his mental instability by saying he is “writing a book”.
PLEASE SHARE THIS! YOU COULD BE SAVING SOMEONE BY INCREASING AWARENESS FOR THIS ATTEMPTED-RAPIST AND PEDOPHILE
*All information on this person was gathered from someone who has known him for years, and from information from his facebook profile. The profile has not been included so as not to encourage harassment. This post is strictly for informational and safety purposes only*
As someone who used to his roommate and had to deal with his delusions on a firsthand basis I have to emphasize how dangerous and off-kilter his perception is. He is very charismatic and can easily convince less intelligent people that what he believes is true.
Also, be aware he gets 90% of his “beliefs” from pop culture like shows, (buffy, supernatural, etc.) video games, and fantasy books. If you know these genre’s well it will be quite easy to realize what he is saying is full of shit.
What are you confused about?